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Noob Rebellion

Posted April 11 2017 - 03:48
Likely to quit before reaching level 10, we are the Noob Rebellion. Join us and struggle to survive as we foolishly do things no other noob has done before. Seriously though, just playing to kill time and likely become a farm to someone overcompensating for their small penis and virgin status.
Posted April 11 2017 - 05:31
You are welcome. Perhaps more foolish antics to come...
Posted April 11 2017 - 05:52
The Soviet Reunion approves of candor! And may your clan have the best of luck!

-YourFavoriteNPC aka Arstotzka
Posted April 11 2017 - 06:19
I believe born-agains count. Judges ruling...?
Posted April 11 2017 - 16:40
Oddly enough, we're still accepting new members. Spots are filling up fast, don't miss your chance to be a part of something special.
Posted April 11 2017 - 22:04
Unless I'm mistaken, your clan only seems to consist of yourself, unless your members have discovered some form of cloaking devices. If they have, I'd certainly love to hear about how they managed to do so as I'd love to have cloaking technology myself!
Posted April 11 2017 - 23:00
Why you have to ruin my sales pitch? If people thought everyone was joining, more people would join. :)

Now I'll just have to be a 1 man army...
Posted April 11 2017 - 23:58
xD I'll see about sending a few people your way :)
Posted April 12 2017 - 07:15
As of this writing, we're now officially a "Top 10" clan. Noob Rebellion is fast becoming a clan your mom could possibly be proud of. Join now before it's too late.

@YourFavoriteNPC - Your kindness is unmatched in this new world. One day the favor will be repaid.
Posted May 11 2017 - 14:05
Inactivity has hit us like a plague recently... :(

If any active players are looking for a new home, we'll be happy to take you.
Posted May 12 2017 - 21:32
i want to join a clan can you help me
Posted May 12 2017 - 23:48
We've actually filled the few empty spots left by inactive members, but I have a feeling there will be another opening soon. What's your town name?